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Korean Superiority

August 4th, 2005 Matt

Truly we inferior foreigners should bow down to Korean Cultural, Linguistic and Racial Superiority, according to this Korean language book.

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Eloquently put! I shall cease my obstinacy and admit Korean superiority poste haste!

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Funny that the authors couldnt resist putting in an URINARA MANSE in there.

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  1. dogbert
    August 4th, 2005 at 23:26 | #1

    How can the Korean language be perfect when it has no word meaning “humility”?

  2. Bob Reemus
    August 5th, 2005 at 04:23 | #2

    I think the author makes a great compliment to the INDIAN scholars the Korean king brought in to develop hangul, for his illiterate masses. Like kung fu (also from India; and devleoped by an Indian monk referred to as “Da Moh,” or “Tak Mor”), curry, and buddhism: India (with over 10,000 years of recorded history) has given a lot of wonderful things to the world!

  3. eli
    August 5th, 2005 at 06:43 | #3

    Dunno, I don’t think this is too much different than “Japan is special because it has four seasons”.

  4. Mika
    August 5th, 2005 at 07:51 | #4

    Dunno, I don’t think this is too much different than “Japan is special because it has four seasons”.

    Which Japanese language book say “Japan is special because it has four seasons” ??

  5. Halifa
    August 5th, 2005 at 09:20 | #5

    I’m sure several do. My aunt (Japanese, not by blood) tells me it’s special, because it has FIVE seasons. =O

  6. Halifa
    August 5th, 2005 at 09:39 | #6

    How can the Korean language be perfect when it has no word meaning “humility”?

    Just for the heck of it, I put “humility” into a KR/EN dictionary and 4 matches came up:
    겸손
    겸양
    스스로 낮추기
    겸비

  7. eli
    August 5th, 2005 at 11:16 | #7

    Which Japanese language book say “Japan is special because it has four seasons” ??

    Not sure about language books, but about half the nihonjin I met while living there told me that.

  8. Mika
    August 5th, 2005 at 15:37 | #8

    Not sure about language books, but about half the nihonjin I met while living there told me that.

    I live in Japan and I never hear people bragging about it. What does it have to do with this topic anyway? It’s about Korea, not another country.

  9. Malaclypse
    August 5th, 2005 at 16:44 | #9

    Heh. Writing about how Korean is the best language in really shitty English kind of reminds me of people here n the USA who talk about how America is the best country in the world but who have never even left their home state. It’s like, hey, I’m not saying it is or isn’t, but how the fuck would you know?

    Anyway, I think a sizable number of people in almost every culture / nation would like to say things like that about their culture / nation, and definitely believe that about their culture / nation. The main difference is that most of those people realize that stating it so blatantly and loudly with such floral superlatives makes them come off as pompous to the point of being unintentionally humourous.

    It is interesting to contrast this piece to your other entries about the negative effects of political correctness on Western society. While I agree that political correctness has gone much too far in many cases (and thereby has earned a sizable backlash; the Tar Baby principle in full effect there) I think that Korea could probably benefit from being infected by the whole “politically correct” meme. If nothing else, it would help people fully realize that writing things like the page you scanned above makes them come off like a complete ass, without even having to engage in any kind of thought to realize it.

  10. YoshoMasaki
    August 5th, 2005 at 21:28 | #10

    That conversation book sounds insane. Language is an “intangible cultural property”? Other languages are incapable of representing ideas or sounds which are possible in a certain language? Any given language is superior/inferior to any other? This type of rhetoric flies in the face of the basic foundations of linguistics.

    The fact is that such statements are all generally shaped by the speaker’s social, cultural, economic, racial, class and like biases.

  11. eli
    August 6th, 2005 at 00:15 | #11

    I live in Japan and I never hear people bragging about it. What does it have to do with this topic anyway? It’s about Korea, not another country.

    Are you Japanese? That might be the reason. I heard people saying it all the time, it’s one of the idiotic things that foreigners hear from nihonjin all the time.

    Ok, we’ll stay on topic. Korea sucks. Happy now, boke?

  12. dogbert
    August 6th, 2005 at 01:21 | #12

    Just for the heck of it, I put “humility” into a KR/EN dictionary and 4 matches came up:
    겸손
    겸양
    스스로 낮추기
    겸비

    I was not being literal. Of course, there is a Korean word that can be translated as humility. It was a joke, given the aw…never mind.

  13. mae
    August 6th, 2005 at 05:40 | #13

    seriously, eli, how many japanese have you met?
    or are you from saudi arabia or some part of africa where there is only on season? (oh, dont accuse me bringing up saudi arabia or africa, i have no racial connotation for those who live in area with one season)
    you must be misunderstand something. or are you implying stupidity of japanese telling you this story?
    to be honest, i think some koreans really sucks. korean meadia in particular sucks. you may find it out after checking english version of korean papers on the web for a week.

  14. Mika
    August 6th, 2005 at 05:50 | #14

    Ok, we’ll stay on topic. Korea sucks. Happy now, boke?

    You called me boke? That’s immature. Why do people who defend Korea act like this?

  15. RGM-79
    August 7th, 2005 at 09:14 | #15

    Ok, we’ll stay on topic. Korea sucks. Happy now, boke?

    You called me boke? That’s immature. Why do people who defend Korea act like this?

    And they will start singing dokdo song in the end.

  16. randomcow
    August 7th, 2005 at 15:17 | #16

    I can’t watch this thread any more. I’ve cringed so much I’m about to turn inside-out.

    Ok, to all the Japanese people here who didn’t understand Eli’s comment, I have also heard “Japan has four distinct seasons” from many Japanese people, usually just after they have expressed surprise at my ability to use chopsticks. The conversation about Japanese snow/rice/intestines being different is soon to follow.

    I have also read the “Japan has four distinct seasons” in more than one Japanese textbook. It is always used to demonstrate how to use the word “HAKKIRI.”

    (and Eli and I aren’t korean, african or anything like that).

    In defence of the book, I could definitely see something like that being written in a French or English book back a couple of hundred years ago. Don’t forget that Korea is still developing. Also, the writing system has been praised as being one of the easiest to learn. Dunno about the language as a whole, and all that “superiority” stuff though.

    RC

  17. RGM-79
    August 8th, 2005 at 03:54 | #17

    I have also read the “Japan has four distinct seasons” in more than one Japanese

    Korea has four distinct seasons too.
    America, China, Australia, Europe, etc.. many countries have four distinct seasons.
    What is the problem?

  18. Bob Reemus
    August 9th, 2005 at 11:50 | #18

    I recall countless Koreans telling me “Korea has four distinct seasons.” Did they rip that off from Japan, too?

  19. RGM-79
    August 11th, 2005 at 04:00 | #19

    If you guys read Korean, check NAVER sometimes.
    Young Koreans constantly post how great Hangeul is.
    They believe that Korean language is registered in Unesco “World Treasure”.

  20. August 11th, 2005 at 09:08 | #20

    If you guys read Korean, check NAVER sometimes.
    Young Koreans constantly post how great Hangeul is.
    They believe that Korean language is registered in Unesco “World Treasure”.

    I heard this before!

  21. DLR
    August 11th, 2005 at 11:23 | #21

    Some people say that the Korean language is “the most efficient” language in the world, although I have no idea what that means or how to measure its “efficiency”.

  22. ji
    August 30th, 2005 at 06:30 | #22

    I recall countless Koreans telling me “Korea has four distinct seasons.” Did they rip that off from Japan, too?

    The Chinese say that too, actually.
    It could be a northeast asia thing.

    I must admit that book makes no sense and written by someone who cannot speak proper English,but anyone who knows hangeul probably would agree with me when i say that it IS one of the easiest languages to learn to read.
    That said, Korean is a friggin hard language to learn to speak fluently.

    On a different note, what kind of nation would say to their “we’re second best!!”

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