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Unusual pick up method

September 28th, 2006 . by Matt

A bogus pornographer has been busted in Gwangju, according to the Choson Ilbo.

A 33-year-old man was booked on Thursday for luring a woman into sex by posing as a pornographer. According to a police station in Gwangju, the man identified as Kim approached a woman in her late 20s on Sep. 20 through online chat and introduced himself as a director of adult movies who was looking for actresses for a film. Kim told her the performers would be masked so she could rest assured that her identity would not be revealed.

Kim showed her a porno film he had downloaded on his portable player, saying the video was his own work, according to police. After promising to pay her W6 million (US$1=W945) for half a day’s filming, Kim asked her to take part in “rehearsals” and had sex with her twice, on Sept. 24 and 25.

But when the day of the supposed shoot arrived, Kim cut short a phone call from the aspiring starlet saying he was busy and answered neither her calls nor her text messages afterwards.

Just in case you think this method does not work, I met a guy in Japan doing just that. He would meet girls on the street, offer large amounts of money to star in a porn movie, then make himself scarce after he got what he wanted. He was an American guy, by the way, and managed to convince the girls in English.

5 Responses to “Unusual pick up method”

  1. comment number 1 by: MarkA

    Me: “Would you have sex with me for W6 million?”
    Hyo-Ri: “Yes, yes, yes!”
    Me: “Would you do it for W80k?”
    Hyo-Ri: “No! What do you think I am, some ho?”
    Me: “We’ve already established that…now we’re just haggling on the price.”

  2. comment number 2 by: torren

    Always wondered what the big moral difference was between porn stars and brothel girls :/. Btw, I think this sort of thing is common in America, so not really surprised this sort of thing would be tried it overseas.

    MarkA: Nice use of copying a line by ol’ Jack Sparrow, that was a fun movie. Probably more funny had it been copied correctly… good try, though.

  3. comment number 3 by: dogbert

    Actually, that exchange is usually credited to Winston Churchill.

  4. comment number 4 by: randomcow

    haha – geez matt, you managed to find some interesting characters while you were in Japan.


  5. comment number 5 by: MarkA

    Never heard of Jack Sparrow or seen the movie…do you have the quote?